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Perfect Timing: Launch Your Program During the New Year Health Rush
Finally escape the 1:1 consultation trap and scale your functional pharmacy expertise into a profitable, repeatable program that serves more people while you work less.
If You're a Functional Pharmacist Who Feels Stuck...
âś“ You have incredible knowledge but don't know how to package it profitably
âś“ You're burning out trading hours for dollars with no scalability
âś“ You watch other practitioners capture YOUR market while you stay stuck in 1:1s
âś“ Your side practice can't grow because you're maxed out on time
âś“ You know you should scale but feel overwhelmed about where to start
âś“ You've tried creating programs before but they didn't convert You're not alone. And you're definitely not broken.
The problem isn't your expertise - it's that no one taught you how to translate clinical knowledge into compelling, scalable programs that actually sell.
Why Rob Can Guide You Through This Transformation
I was exactly where you are now - doing "one-off" patient visits, or even in the place of not even consistent one-on-ones for years. While it worked when coupled with compounding or supplement sales, it wasn't sustainable long-term.
When I transitioned to programs, everything changed:
• Our programs now sell for $2,800-$4,500 each
• Maintenance memberships generate $50-$150/month per client
• Lifetime value jumped from $1,100/year to $5,000+ per client
• I can help 10x more people because the coaching model allows me to dial clients in, then maintain - instead of the "2 steps forward, 1 back" cycle of one-offs
More importantly: I understand the unique challenges functional pharmacists face - positioning clinical expertise and translating complex protocols into programs people actually buy- in a way that does not suck your time or drain your energy.
Your Signature Offer and Program—Built, Launched, Systemized
A 6-month container: 90 days to build, 90 days to execute—clarity, assets, and consistent action with regular touchpoints. You've built the foundation—now let's set the flagship sailing.
You've completed Beyond the Labs / Functional Pharmacy University. You're not starting from zero—you're ready to build something signature, visible, and revenue-producing. This mentorship is me in your corner, hands-on: we'll clarify purpose (the engine of discipline), keep you on track, and build something meaningful and lasting—a mark and a legacy. Thought → Plan → Create → Implement.
The 3M Advantage: Message • Market • Media Match
Everything we build aligns your Message (what you say), your Market (who it's for), and your Media (where/how it's delivered). When these three match, your work stops being "content" and becomes conversion—clarity that compels the right people to act.
This Is an Absolute Game Changer If you're wondering what your program should look like, who it's for, what to say, or how to connect the dots—we work with you every step of the way to build a fully implementable, actionable, and scalable service/product.
Why This Isn't Like Other "Program Creation" Courses
❌ Generic business coaches don't understand our profession, our nuances or our industry
❌ YouTube and free resources leave you overwhelmed and paralyzed
❌ Maria Forleo and Russell Brunson-style courses ignore the unique challenges healthcare practitioners face
❌ Doing nothing keeps you trapped in the time-for-money cycle
âś… This is the ONLY implementation focused mentorship designed specifically for functional pharmacists
âś… Templates and frameworks that respect clinical ethics while driving sales
âś… 1:1 guidance from someone who's built multiple successful programs in our space
âś… Step-by-step roadmap prevents overwhelm and analysis paralysis
Program Structure (6 Months)
Phase 1 — Build (Days 1–90) Internal audit on what's working, what's not, what needs tweaking from what you know, to how you implement. Craft your signature presentation, lock your brand voice, and develop your program/offer using a templated marketing approach.
Phase 2 — Execute (Days 91–180) Deliver, enroll, and refine with regular touchpoints and constant contact so momentum never stalls. We iterate on real-world feedback and systemize for repeatability.
What You'll Walk Away With (by Day 90)
Signature Presentation Suite Webinar + Lunch-and-Learn + 5-slide pitch you can deliver anywhere.
Brand Voice Package Tone pillars, hooks, headlines, and ready-to-use DM/email swipes.
Offer & Enrollment System Program/offer created with a templated marketing approach (plug-and-play assets you can reuse).
Community Access Midlife Medicine community + daily "Midlife Daily Wisdom" prompts.
How We Start (Fast)
Welcome Packet + Links — Clear setup, zero friction.
Internal Audit — What's working, what's not, what must change—then we implement.
"Your Story" Questionnaire — Extracts positioning, proof, and differentiators.
Recorded Interview (podcast-style) — We capture the gold for your messaging, market, and clinical approach.
Sprints + Reviews with Continual Contact — We stay in touch between sessions for quick iteration and support, with regular touchpoints to keep implementation moving.
How We Work Together
Hands-on mentorship—copy, program, structure, and delivery feedback directly from me. Short feedback loops—iterate quickly with regular touchpoints so nothing lingers. Implementation first—we build assets that are implementation ready (not shelfware).
Specialized Training (Found Nowhere Else)
Story-driven education, niche market focused based on values and life experience, enrollment frameworks designed for clinicians, and templates that respect clinical ethics and drive action.
1:1 Mentorship with Rob This is personalized—not generic modules. You get direct collaboration with me to refine your message, shape your offer, and practice delivery until it lands. We meet for 6 schedules on one on hour consults, and as needed touch points in between, as well as email support helping you with protocols, patient challenges, etc.
Perfect Timing for Maximum Impact
Enroll now → Be in the work it it by January, Complete your program by March → the sweet spot of New Years Resolutions and Spring/Summer prep season.
Miss this window?
You'll wait until fall at the higher price, missing:
• New Year health rush (January-February)
• Spring/summer prep season (March-May)
• Back-to-school health focus (August-September)
Our market has predictable seasonal peaks, with consistent growth in between. Time this right, and your launch coincides with maximum demand.
Common Concerns Addressed
"But I Don't Have Time With My Full-Time Job..." That's exactly WHY you need this. The step-by-step roadmap and regular accountability prevent the "analysis paralysis" that keeps busy practitioners stuck for years. Plus, you get a 6-month freeze window if timing isn't perfect.
"What If I Can't Create Something That Actually Sells?" You're guaranteed to have a completed program by day 90, and I guarantee you'll sign your first coaching client by month 6. If not, I work with you until you do.
"I Don't Have a Big Enough Audience..." Most of my successful clients started with tiny audiences. We focus on the 3M Match (Message/Market/Media) to make every piece of content convert, not just create more content.
"$2200 Feels Like a Big Investment..." It's the medium of what one client will pay you ($1,700-$3,200). And it's a fraction of what you'll lose by staying stuck in the 1:1 trap for another year.
Who This Is For
Alumni ready to publish a signature offer/presentation in the first 90 days, then execute for the following 90. Clinicians who are ready to build their custom offer and program for their market. Builders who prefer action over theory and value direct feedback.
Who This Isn't For
Info-collectors who want more modules instead of momentum. Anyone unwilling to block consistent time for execution. Folks looking for a "done-for-you without you" experience.
Timeline at a Glance (6 Months)
Phase 1 — Build (Days 1–90)
Weeks 1–2: Story extraction, Internal Audit, 3M alignment (Message/Market/Media); draft core positioning & offer.
Weeks 3–4: Build Signature Presentation Suite; finalize brand voice pillars and hooks.
Weeks 5–6: Create program/offer via templated marketing approach; map simple enrollment flow and objection notes. Revisit internal audit, tweak if needed.
Weeks 7–8: Rehearse delivery, refine slides, record trailer/snippets; set delivery date and invite list.
Weeks 9–10: First delivery; gather testimonials; tighten CTAs and follow-ups.
Weeks 11–12: Package repeatable assets and prep execution calendar. Review internal audit, continue to tweak if needed.
Phase 2 — Execute (Days 91–180)
Weeks 13–16: Deliver again; refine based on data; implement referral/partner plays.
Weeks 17–20: Systemize enrollments; build light CRM/checklist; stabilize fulfillment rhythms.
Weeks 21–24: Lock your recurring delivery cadence; document SOPs; plan the next 90-day growth cycle.
Everything You Get (Value: $8,500+)
âś“ 6-Month 1:1 Mentorship with Rob ($5,000 value)
âś“ Signature Presentation Suite (webinar + pitch deck) ($1,500 value)
âś“ Brand Voice Package + Swipe Copy ($800 value)
âś“ Program Templates from Rob's $4,500 Programs ($1,200 value)
âś“ Midlife Medicine Community Access (Priceless)
âś“ Marketing Tools & Software Recommendations
âś“ Networking with Forward Moving Functional Pharmacists
âś“ Creative Marketing & Collaboration Ideas
Total Value: $8,500+ Your Investment: $2200 (Save $1,300)
🛡️ TRIPLE GUARANTEE 🛡️
1. Completed Program by Day 90 (or I work with you until you do)
2. First Coaching Client Signed by Month 6 (average value $1,700-$3,200)
3. 6-Month Freeze Window (secure pricing, start when ready) You're not risking $1,995 - you're investing in the system that gets you out of the 1:1 trap forever.
FAQs
How flexible is the cadence? We maintain regular touchpoints and adjust as needed while preserving forward momentum.
Is this only for pharmacists? It's designed for BTL/FMU alumni (many are pharmacists), but the frameworks work across clinician types.
What do I walk away with after 6 months? A signature talk you can deliver anywhere, a defined brand voice, a systematized program/offer with a templated marketing approach—launched, refined, and systemized for repeatability.
Ready to Build Your Signature Program?
Secure Your Spot: Â Two Simple Steps:
1. Simply Choose and Click Your ONE PAY (Best Value), two or three pay below.
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Two-Pay: 2 × $1,837.50 (5% convenience) — billed today & in 30 days
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Three-Pay: 3 × $1260 (8% convenience) — billed today, 30, & 60 days
2. Brief qualification call (unless you're BTL/FMU alumni)- Text Me  313-420-7564 or email [email protected]
⚡ Only a handful of spots left, I might not be opening it to the public on the 28'th
⚡ 6-month freeze option if timing isn't perfect Don't let another year pass watching other practitioners build what you know you should have built.
Email: [email protected] Text: 313-420-7564Â
Join Now and Save with One PayAbout Rob Kress
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I’m Rob Kress — licensed functional pharmacist, founder of the The Midlife Medicine Collective.
I’ve spent years helping men reclaim their energy, strength, and clarity by blending cutting-edge functional medicine with the timeless power of story and meaning. But I’m not just here as a clinician — I’ve walked the midlife path myself. I know the weight this demographic carries, and I know what it means to feel like there should be more.
I specialize in:
âś… Hormone Balance and Optimization
âś… Stress Resilience and Nervous System Mastery
âś… Functional Nutrition and Metabolic Health
âś… Root-Cause Wellness Solutions
âś… The Power of Story, Medicine, and MeaningÂ
Through The Midlife Medicine Collective, I’m bringing together everything I’ve learned — science, story, and community — to create a path for practitioners can step into their highest potential, purpose, and performance while helping their communities and building their practices.
Now, I’m inviting you to walk that path with me.