This is not a funnel.
This is a map.
Men arrive here carrying pressure, responsibility, and unanswered questions about their health, energy, leadership, and inner state.
There is no single starting point—only the right next step.
Below you’ll find the Mythic Man / Strong Again offerings laid out clearly, so you can orient yourself without urgency.
START WITH ORIENTATION (FREE)
Before the Injection or the Blue Pill
A free report for men considering testosterone, ED medications, or performance interventions
Most interventions fail not because the treatment is wrong—but because the nervous system is dysregulated.
This short report helps you understand:
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when medical interventions help
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when they don’t
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and why urgency, stress, and survival mode block results
Best for:
Men who want clarity before making medical or performance decisions.
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REGULATE FIRST
Strong Again — Return From Urgency
A nervous system reset for men who feel capable but constantly “on”
This is a simple, grounded training designed to help your system stand down from constant activation.
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short, practical video trainings
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daily nervous system reset practices (morning, evening, sleep)
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education without therapy or over-processing
Best for:
Men who feel tense, tired, or rushed internally—and want to return to baseline.
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Begin Strong Again ($37)
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UNDERSTAND YOUR BODY
Midlife Man Health Navigator Reset
A 1:1 functional health assessment and roadmap
This is a comprehensive initial visit focused on understanding your biology—not chasing symptoms.
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75-minute 1:1 consult
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full review of energy, hormones, metabolism, stress, sleep
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written summary and clear next steps
Best for:
Men who want real answers about their health and energy without guesswork.
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STAY GROUNDED IN COMMUNITY
The Midlife Man Collective
Ongoing orientation, training, and brotherhood
This monthly membership provides:
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functional medicine education
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mythic and archetypal frameworks
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nervous system literacy
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live calls and community support
This is not hustle culture.
It’s steady ground while life continues.
Best for:
Men who want ongoing structure, meaning, and support.
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MAP YOUR INNER TERRAIN (1:1)
Return From Urgency — Nervous System Life Map Intensive
An 8-week, 1:1 mapping intensive
This is not coaching or therapy.
It is orientation.
You’ll map:
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how your nervous system learned responsibility
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why decisions feel threatening
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where urgency hijacks clarity
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3 private sessions
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life-map intake
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a personalized nervous system reset
Best for:
Men who freeze, rush, or collapse under pressure—and want clarity without being told what to do.
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GO DEEP (HIGH-TOUCH)
Executive Coaching & Functional Health Containers
8–12 week high-touch coaching and health optimization
This is the most comprehensive container:
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advanced functional lab work
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hormone, metabolic, and stress optimization
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leadership and nervous system integration
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ongoing coaching and support
Best for:
Men ready for deep, applied change with high accountability and structure.
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HOW TO USE THIS MAP
You don’t need to do everything.
A common path looks like this:
Orientation → Regulation → Assessment → Community → Mapping → Deep Work
But many men enter at different points depending on where pressure is showing up.
There is no rush.
There is only the next honest step.
FINAL NOTE
This ecosystem is built on one principle:
Before you act, orient.
Before you decide, regulate.
Before you lead, understand your nervous system.
Choose what meets you where you are.
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WHAT CLIENTS ARE SAYING
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— James T., 44, Pharmacist
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"I was skeptical about "functional medicine"- I listed to Robert on a continuing education training, and it was like he was speaking to me. After the initial visit I agreed to one of his programs almost to prove him wrong- and boy was I wrong. Robert delivered where mainstream medicine has failed. I'm down 27 pounds, my energy is consistent throughout the day, and my doctor is amazed at my latest bloodwork. Most importantly, I can keep up with my kids again. I am a believer."
— Michael R., 51, Operations
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"As a senior executive, I hit a wall when I turned 50- brain fog or energy crashes. My job performance took a hit, and I dreaded going into the office. Robert's coaching and treatments gave me back my mental edge and physical vitality without extreme diets or living at the gym. Rob shown me that less can actually be more. I enjoy my career again."
— Robert C., 47, Attorney
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"My doctor was pushing statins and blood pressure meds. Six months into working with Rob, he and his partner Kay, have gotten me off both, chronic pain is gone, my testosterone is up. The program works even with my travel schedule and actually fits into real life."
Meet Rob Kress: From Survival Mode to Midlife Man Peak Potential GuideÂ
I get it because I've lived it.
As a pharmacist and functional medicine expert, aka, The Godfather of Functional Pharmacy, I've spent years helping men break free from the cycle of numbing their way through life. But my passion for this work? That comes from my own story.
I was that guy. The one who'd come home from a stressful day and reach for a drink or two to "take the edge off." I wore my insomnia like a badge of honor – because isn't that what successful men do? Push through, grind harder, sleep when you're dead?
Let's be real: I was dying a slow death, and I was the one steering that ship.
Thoreau talked about men living "lives of quiet desperation." But here's the truth: Men aren't just living quiet lives of desperation anymore. We're living lives of chemical-induced numbness, calling it "taking the edge off" while our real potential drowns in a sea of 'good enough'. On paper, everything looked fine. But inside? I was disconnected, overwhelmed, and watching those "few extra pounds" multiply year after year. I was existing, not living.
Then came my wake-up call.
It's like it all came crashing down at once. There were moments I truly wondered if that old saying about God never giving you more than you can handle was really true, because I was at my breaking point.
My entire world turned upside down. I lost my pharmacy job when I chose not to become a vaccinating pharmacist. Then COVID hit. A teaching position disappeared. Another pharmacy position ended over the COVID situation. In the midst of this professional chaos, my marriage was ending, and I found myself completely uprooted to another state.
This was my dark night of the soul.
But here's the thing about hitting bottom – sometimes it's exactly where you need to land to rebuild something better. What felt like my lowest point turned out to be the greatest gift. I met my soulmate, who became both my personal and professional partner. I finally found true purpose in my profession – no more standing with one foot in and one foot out, no more compromising my beliefs, no more shilling for big pharma.
I began teaching other practitioners at a higher level, showing them how to truly transform lives. And from this journey of rediscovery and purpose, I created Man Unmedicated.
What I discovered changed everything I thought I knew about men's health. Here's the truth that transformed my life and the lives of countless men I've worked with: The pain you're feeling right now – whether it's physical, emotional, mental, or spiritual – can become your greatest source of power.
My expertise isn't just about getting guys off medications or helping them lose weight (though we do that). It's not just about boosting energy, fixing sleep, or improving relationships (though that happens too). It's about something bigger: helping men reclaim their vitality and purpose, using a proven blueprint that addresses the whole person – not just symptoms.
I've spent years training practitioners and helping patients break free from quick fixes and "hacks" that keep them stuck in survival mode. Now, I'm here to help you chart your own path to genuine, lasting health.
Because you're not meant to just survive. You're meant to thrive.